Little squirmy pieces of the dark corners of my mind…

The 3-D Time Bomb

Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

Article first published as The 3-D Time Bomb on Blogcritics.

In my years, I have seen the 3D movie fad come and go a few times. It’s always the “next big thing” that’s “just around the corner,” but every time we round that corner, poof! The next big thing has packed it in and skipped town. That’s one reason why I remain skeptical that Hollywood’s current infatuation with three dimensions is anything but a passing fancy, not a committed relationship. The movie business will eventually return to its normally shallow, two-dimensional ways.

This current cinematic affair with depth seems to have a bit more staying power than before. Obviously the technology is much improved over early attempts. Early flirtations with 3-D have always seemed a little like a quickie in the back seat with a girl from the trailer park. This new wave feels like you and Alma Lou have at least gotten a room at the Super8. The glasses no longer give me a headache and feeling of nausea like I just woke up from a three-day bender. I have to concede, if this girl is here to stay, you can take her home to meet the folks (as long as she wears something that covers that tattoo on her lower back).

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This Was No (Digitally Enhanced) Boat Accident!

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

First for the news: we have no shortage of rumors concerning some essential movies due on Blu-ray either this year or during 2012 (The Abyss, Lawrence of Arabia, The Right Stuff), but at least two of the near certainties belong to Steven Spielberg. His 1993 blockbuster, Jurassic Park is scheduled for late this year. Unfortunately for those of you who have an allergic reaction to its two lesser sequels, it appears that all we’re getting at first is a trilogy boxset.

The big news, pretty much confirmed by Spielberg in an extensive interview with “Quint” at AintItCool.com, is that the granddaddy of all summer movies, Jaws, will hit Blu-ray sometime in 2012.

Jaws

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The King’s F Word

Monday, May 16th, 2011

I had a few additional thoughts regarding The King’s Speech, apart from my actual review of the film. If you haven’t heard (and apparently a lot of people didn’t), the Weinstein company released a PG-13 cut of last year’s Best Picture. The original film was rated R in the U.S. because of a pair of scenes where Prince Albert/King George uses streams of profanity as an exercise to conquer his stammer. The PG-13 version excises those naughty words.

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Let Film Be Film

Friday, May 6th, 2011

The advent of HDTV and Blu-ray has introduced what can only be described as a small cultural divide into the ranks of film and home theater buffs. While any film from the eighties (or seventies or even early nineties) could stand in, I’ll use my old favorite Ghostbusters to illustrate.

When the Blu-ray edition of this classic movie arrived, opinion on the picture quality was sharply divided. (more…)

R.I.P. HD DVD (2002-2008)

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

It’s over.

The white flag has flown. The tattered remnants of the Red army have laid down their arms. The bitter conflict that has divided the land is now decided. It is time for the period of reconciliation to begin.

Today, February 19, 2008, the final nails were driven into the coffin of HD DVD. Toshiba, the driving force behind the format, announced that they were ceasing development of new players and technology. Universal Studios, the most stalwart of the format’s supporters, announced that it would start releasing movies on Blu-ray. The dominos that started to fall on January 4th, when Warner Brothers announced their plans to go Blu-ray exclusive, are all now down.

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Why I Hate These AFI Lists…

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Last night, CBS ran a three-hour special running down the American Film Institute’s new “100 Years . . . 100 Movies” list of the top 100 movies, at least according to their 1,500 voters. The title is now somewhat inaccurate, since the list now covers 110 years, but I think that’s the least of its problems.

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I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This…

Friday, May 26th, 2006

First of all, let me apologize about being away from the blog for so long. I was down with pneumonia and not feeling up to writing about this. Also, I’ve been focused on getting a new podcast off the ground. It has nothing to do with Celluloid Heroes, but stay tuned.

If you recall my mentioning recently, the original, unedited versions of the first Star Wars trilogy are due to be released on DVD on September 12. That was supposed to be good news but sadly George Lucas has found a way to screw it up. The DVDs will contain nothing more than copies of the laserdisc versions released in 1993. This means that the images will not be anamorphically enhanced for widescreen televisions.

What does this mean and why is it bad?

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Netflix: Full Throttle

Monday, March 6th, 2006

I use Netflix for my DVD rentals and, as other heavy users of the service have discovered, the company has a peculiar way of “rewarding” their most loyal customers. When you number of rentals per month begins to exceed the number where it’s profitable to have you as a customer, your account starts to be “throttled.”

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February 1, 2003

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

As long as I am marking these sad anniversaries, I should note that, three years ago today, we lost the orbiter Columbia along with astronauts Rick D. Husband, William C. McCool, Michael P. Anderson, Ilan Ramon, Kalpana Chawla, David M. Brown, Laurel Clark.

This tragedy brought into focus, I think, the follow of putting all of our manned exploration eggs in one reusable basket, especially one that was largely a compromise design based on forty-year-old technology. The shuttle program has never delivered on its original promises and NASA seems unable to take a step backward (expendable vehicles) to go forward.

Hopefully, the legacy of their loss will be a committment to new ideas. Otherwise, the 21st century may be remembered as the time the United States conceded its leadership in outer space.

January 28, 1986

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them — this morning, as they prepared for their journey, and waved good-bye, and “slipped the surly bonds of earth” to “touch the face of God.”

On January 28, 1986, I was a college junior in the middle of winter break, working in the campus bookstore. As I was pushing a cart load of used books from the warehouse someone came out and said, “The Space Shuttle exploded!” I dashed over to the student union and learned that person was terribly correct.

Before I was a movie geek, I was a space geek. I still am but, sadly, there’s a lot less space travel these days to be geeky about. On that horrible Tuesday, 20 years ago today, watching those two lonely exhaust trails spiral away from a cloud of smoke and debris was a like a kick to the gut.

Anyway, I just had to pay tribute to seven individuals who gave their lives for the belief that discovery is the greatest adventure.