Films featuring
Jonathan Pryce

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Oh fine! Let’s just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything!

Dead Man's Chest

In Hollywood, success comes with its own peculiar brand of curses, most notably the expectation that one will follow that success with a sequel that will match, if not vastly exceed, the creative and commercial accomplishments of the original. Since any successful film is a matter of artistic and technical alchemy outside the control and understanding of us mere mortals, it’s little surprise that most sequels end up being pale, stunted, mutated offspring of the first movie. (more…)

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

For having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you are well on your way to becoming one.

Back when I was a lad, “Pirates of the Caribbean” was about the only cool ride left at Disneyland when the E tickets were all gone or the line for Space Mountain stretched to some time next Tuesday. It was either “Pirates,” “Small World” or head for parking lot. If you had suggested back then that the ride would be made into movie and that movie would not only not be rated G, but the lead actor would also pattern his character after a member of the Rolling Stones, Walt himself probably would have risen from the grave to personally throw your hippie ass out of the park.

You best start believin' in ghost stories.

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Director:  | Released:  | 143 min. | Rated:  | Genres:  | Franchise: 

Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

It seems they destroy people by granting their dearest wishes, as has been the way of the devil since God created the world.

A lyrical but unsatisfying adaptation of Ray Bradbury‘s classic novel, Something Wicked This Way Comes is interesting more for the possibilities that were squandered than for the end results. Bradbury adapted the script himself, meaning that the novel’s language is kept intact. Unfortunately, Jack Clayton’s pedestrian direction, coupled with corporate meddling from Disney, undermine any artistry found in the author’s prose.

Something Wicked This Way Comes

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Director:  | Released:  | 95 min. | Rated:  | Genres: 

De-Lovely (2004)

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Never open on a ballad. Never end on one, either.

The good news is that, even if De-Lovely’s narrative were completely missing in action, it would still be worth a viewing for its first-class productions of Cole Porter’s music, featuring performances by several contemporary artists like Alanis Morissette, Sheryl Crow, Diana Krall, Elvis Costello, and Natalie Cole. The even better news is that the story of De-Lovely, tracking the last fifty years of Cole Porter’s life, is also worth your attention.

De-Lovely

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Director:  | Released:  | 125 min. | Rated:  | Genres: 

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Coffee is for closers.

Speaking as some who worked in retail sales for few years out of college, I can certainly vouch for the authenticity of much of what transpires in James Foley’s film of David Mamet’s play Glengarry Glen Ross. The scene in which Alec Baldwin’s character verbally emasculates the sad sack salesmen is reminiscent of any number of sales meetings or visits from the district manager.

Glengarry Glen Ross

Okay, I can’t ever recall being called a “cocksucker” in those sessions (it was often mixed company, after all), but the message was same. Selling is everything. A good salesmen should be able to sell water to a drowning man. Excuses are for losers and low numbers are the way out the door. You might notice that I don’t work in that field any more.

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Director:  | Released:  | 100 min. | Rated:  | Genres: