Archive for June, 2007

1776 (1972)

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

This is a revolution, dammit! We’re going to have to offend somebody!

1776

If the rest of American history would have had such great musical numbers, I might have gotten better grades. Okay, this adaptation of the hit Broadway play wasn’t exactly letter-perfect history but it is remarkably faithful to the facts for, you know, a musical. It’s also extremely entertaining if you allow for its stage bound origins.

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For Your Consideration (2006)

Friday, June 29th, 2007

You can’t throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

For Your Consideration

Reuniting virtually all of the personnel from Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show and A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration is a middling Hollywood comedy that trods familiar ground and never quite gets its comedic feet under it. Once again, as in A Mighty Wind, co-writer and director Christopher Guest’s affection for his characters undermines the potential for humor. The subject of Oscar hype in Hollywood might be ripe for scathing satire, but all this movie can manage is a softball thrown underhand.

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Babel (2006)

Friday, June 29th, 2007

This is your fucked-up country, it’s your responsibility!

Babel

Babel, the third and probably final collaboration between director Alejandro González Iñárritu and writer Guillermo Arriaga, is a well-acted, beautifully shot film that somehow manages to hold you at arm’s length for more than two hours. It is frustrating because you do want to know these characters better but the movie never lets you get close enough.

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Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Monday, June 25th, 2007

We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.

You grabastic, unorganized piece of amphibian shit!

Full Metal Jacket is an outstanding film about Marine recruits in training followed by two less successful films about the Vietnam War. It begins so strong with the natural conflict between the slow-witted and unhinged Private Pyle (Vincent D’Onofrio) and the profane force of nature known as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey, a former Marine drill instructor himself) that the two following segments border on anti-climax.

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We Were Soldiers (2002)

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

I can’t promise you that I will bring you all home alive, but this I swear: I will be the first one to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off. And I will leave no one behind. Dead, or alive, we all come home together. So help me, God.

We Were Soldiers

In a lot of ways, this is the movie that The Green Berets should have been. Based on Gen. Hal Moore’s book, We Were Soldiers Once…and Young, this film presents a mostly positive portrayal of the U.S. role in the Battle of Ia Drang Valley, the first major engagement with NVA forces during the Vietnam War. It’s not “Rah, rah” like John Wayne’s famous turkey, but it does portray the U.S. Air Cavalry forces as brave, capable and honorable, ably led by Moore, then a lieutenant colonel, even while acknowledging the folly that the war became.

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Kaboom Review

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

If you’re here, I thought you’d be interested in checking Kaboom Review, another movie review site run by Mike Blitz. He focuses primarily on action movies and does a great job, so if that’s your cup of tea, head on over and check it out.

Platoon (1986)

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Death? What you all know about death?

Inside the wire...

Oliver Stone’s Platoon remains the pinnacle of his directorial career and with good reason. Presenting the grunt’s eye view of the Vietnam War, this is definitely a movie that could only have been made by someone who had been there. Even if you disagree with Stone’s politics and find fault with his later work, it’s hard to dispute the sincerity and brutal honesty he brings to this film.

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Why I Hate These AFI Lists…

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Last night, CBS ran a three-hour special running down the American Film Institute’s new “100 Years . . . 100 Movies” list of the top 100 movies, at least according to their 1,500 voters. The title is now somewhat inaccurate, since the list now covers 110 years, but I think that’s the least of its problems.

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Letters from Iwo Jima (2006)

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

For our homeland. Until the very last man. Our duty is to stop the enemy right here. Do not expect to return home alive.

Letters from Iwo Jima (2006)

Clint Eastwood’s companion piece to Flags of our Fathers is a more focused and intimate film, focusing on a more sharply drawn collection of characters and following their story in a more coherent way than the first film could manage.

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Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo (1944)

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

That airplane of yours looked exactly like a ruptured duck.

Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo (1944)

Despite being produced explicitly as a propaganda film during World War II, this adaptation of Ted W. Lawson’s account of his own experiences as a pilot during the famous Doolittle raid on Tokyo is a remarkably authentic account of the daring air attack on April 18, 1942. Still, some elements of this are sufficiently dated that this is one classic film that could stand a modern remake.

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Sands of Iwo Jima (1949)

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

They’d just as soon die as stick a nickel in a jukebox.

Sands of Iwo Jima

For those of you who are interested, this is the movie that cemented John Wayne’s image as Hollywood’s personification of the All-American war hero (despite his never serving a day in the military). The former Marion Michael Morrison had made a handful of war movies during the war years, but it is Sgt. John Stryker that still forms the public’s perception of Wayne’s tough guy persona.

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Flags of our Fathers (2006)

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

Every jackass thinks he knows what war is. Especially those who have never been in one.

Flags of our Fathers

Clint Eastwood’s cinematic examination of the story behind one of the most famous photographs in history, the flag raising on Mount Suribachi during the Battle for Iwo Jima, does have a great deal of relevance today. Media manipulation in cases like the rescue of Jessica Lynch and the death of Pat Tillman have somewhat cheapened the meaning of the word hero. This film attempts to look beneath what we think we know about our heroes at the real men beneath the image. It might have succeeded if the film weren’t such a disorganized mess.

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