Archive for March 13th, 2007

Cars (2006)

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

Hey… they’re just using the same actor over and over. What kind of cut-rate production is this?

Cars

So how does Pixar keep hitting these animated features out of the park? The Shrek franchise may have had warning track power and the original Ice Age was a sharp single up the middle, but Pixar keeps smacking them into the stratosphere like Barry Bonds in a ‘roid rage. And why I am using so many baseball metaphors for a racing movie?

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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

If you can’t fix it, Jack, you gotta stand it.

Brokeback Mountain

Who would have guess that they could make a movie about gay sheepherders and people would flock to see it? Sorry, but that’s about the only Brokeback Mountain joke that I have not heard in the last eighteen months. I will admit that I went into this film with a degree of skepticism, fearing that it would be an earnest, self-conscious “message movie.” I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was a carefully observed study of two sharply drawn individuals in a doomed relationship and how that relationship impacts their lives.

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

As it stands now, Girard is sitting on the pole, which is of course a statement of fact and in no way a comment on his sexual orientation.

Talladega Nights

Let me say up front: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is a better NASCAR movie than Days of Thunder. Of course, that’s like having better fashion sense than Britney Spears does these days. In absolute terms, this is a big, loud and very dumb Will Ferrell comedy. It’s also funnier than a loud fart at a church social. You know you shouldn’t laugh, but you do.

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Invincible (2006)

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

Even if you’re down there for an hour, you’re down there.

Invincible

Invincible is a reasonably entertaining gumbo of The Rookie, Rocky and a long list of underdog-makes-good sports movies. It’s not particularly groundbreaking or even all that original, but the movie holds together on the strength of a solid cast and attention to detail.

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