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These are the posts for Tuesday, the 12th day of December in the year 2006 of the common era.

Superman Returns (2006)

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don’t share their power with mankind.

For about the first forty minutes, Superman Returns looks and feels like a worthy successor to the 1978 classic, right up until the point Superman actually returns, then things start to go wrong.

Superman Returns

The opening rescue, involving a space shuttle and airliner full of press (including Lois Lane, of course), is exactly what you expect and want from a Superman movie. If only you could say that about the rest of this film.

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The Da Vinci Code (2006)

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

The mind sees what it wants to see.

Let me get this straight. Jesus got hitched, had a kid and all of Western civilization conspired to cover it up?

Whatever.

The Da Vinci Code

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Director:  | Released:  | 149 min. | Rated:  | Genres: