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These are the posts for Tuesday, the 25th day of April in the year 2006 of the common era.

The Ice Harvest (2005)

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

One night driving a Mercedes, and you’re already an asshole.

Modern film noir isn’t the easiest style to successfully bring off, at least not without appearing overly cute or self-conscious about it. This blood-soaked mix of dark humor and double cross manages to navigate that minefield without making the audience look at their watches until the end credits roll.

The Ice Harvest

The last film to so adroitly combine noir elements, ironic humor and a byzantine plot was Wild Things and The Ice Harvest is good deal less trashy and more sophisticated than that potboiler.

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Cross of Iron (1977)

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

I believe God is a sadist, but probably doesn’t even know it.

The scale and depth of savagery that typified the Eastern Front of World War II made the Anglo-American experience on the Western Front seem like a summer tea-party. I don’t know if any film could capture the entirety of the experience and do it justice.

Cross of Iron; James Coborn; Sam Peckinpah

Sam Peckinpah’s only war movie instead attempts to portray the hardened fatalism of the veteran German soldiers after the tide of war had irrevocably turned against them.

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History of the World, Part I (1981)

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

It’s good to be the king.

Apparently, Mel Brooks had run out of movie genres that warranted spoofing in their own movie, so he threw together this occasionally successful hodge-podge of historical epics. This movie probably would have worked better if Brooks had found a few more historical periods to include.

History of the World, Part I

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Walk the Line (2005)

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

Might I suggest you refrain from playing any tunes that remind them, the inmates that is, that they are in prison?

You think they forgot?

During the last Oscar ceremony, Jon Stewart cheekily referred to Walk the Line as “Ray with white people.” Like all successful humor, the joke has an element of truth to it. There are significant parallels between the two films and the lives of the men at the center of their stories.

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