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He got what he deserved, in my opinion. The tragedy of it was taking the girl with him.
There is a certain type of mental illness, the primary symptom being a tendency, almost childlike in its innocence of the harsh realities of nature, to identify animals with human values and emotions. At its most benign stage, the victim might find himself living among a flock of parrots in San Francisco. However, as the affliction grows more acute and starts to attack the reasoning centers of the brain, the unfortunate person joins groups like PETA. When all higher brain functions are destroyed, the victim will gravitate to terrorist groups like the Animal Liberation Front. When this disease reaches its terminal stage, the afflicted gets eaten by a bear.

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