Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
By PaulIf you let a thousand monkeys fling their feces at a blank wall and then used the result as your screenplay, you could make a better movie than Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. If you simply filmed those thousand monkeys at work, you’d still have a better movie. Even though this film is only 75 minutes long, I feel as though it stole three hours from my life.
People often ask, “If there is a God, why does He allow suffering in the world?” A more relevant question would be, “If there is a God, why does Rob Schneider have a movie career?”
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January 1st, 2006 at 1:51 am
Wow. If you hated Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo… you will REALLY hate Freddy Got Fingered.
Don’t go near it… I saw it for free and still wanted my money back.
January 2nd, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Haha That was hilarious
January 2nd, 2006 at 5:09 pm
If Tom Green and Rob Schneider do a movie together, it will create a singularity of suckage that will probably destroy the universe.