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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Reviewed by: Paul McElligott
31 December 2005
★★★★★

I don’t ever wanna see that.

If you let a thousand monkeys fling their feces at a blank wall and then used the result as your screenplay, you could make a better movie than Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

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If you simply filmed those thousand monkeys at work, you’d still have a better movie. Even though this film is only 75 minutes long, I feel as though it stole three hours from my life.

People often ask, “If there is a God, why does He allow suffering in the world?” A more relevant question would be, “If there is a God, why does Rob Schneider have a movie career?”

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Running Time: One hour, fifteen minutes.

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3 Responses to “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)”

  1. The BLS says:
    Sunday, January 1, 2006 at 1:51 am

    Wow. If you hated Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo… you will REALLY hate Freddy Got Fingered.

    Don’t go near it… I saw it for free and still wanted my money back.

  2. Anonymous says:
    Monday, January 2, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    Haha That was hilarious

  3. Paul McElligott says:
    Monday, January 2, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    If Tom Green and Rob Schneider do a movie together, it will create a singularity of suckage that will probably destroy the universe.